Go Vegan!
Sex Survey. I will answer these completely honest.
  • 1: Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?
  • 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why?
  • 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
  • 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
  • 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
  • 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
  • 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
  • 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
  • 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
  • 10: Top or bottom?
  • 11: We were about to have sexbut then ________
  • 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
  • 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
  • 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
  • 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
  • 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
  • 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
  • 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
  • 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
  • 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
  • 21: How big is too big:
  • 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
  • 23: Biggest turn on:
  • 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
  • 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
  • 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
  • 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
  • 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
  • 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
  • 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
  • 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
  • 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking.
  • 33: What your favorite part of your body?
  • 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
  • 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex?
  • 36: What do you wear to bed?
  • 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
  • 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
  • 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
  • 40: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
  • 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
  • 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
  • 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
  • 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
  • 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
  • 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
  • 47: Most attractive celebrity?
  • 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
  • 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
  • 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
  • 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
  • 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
  • 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
  • 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
  • 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
  • 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
  • 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
  • 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?)
  • 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
  • 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
  • 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
  • 62: Do you watch porn?
  • 63: How small is too small?
  • 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
  • 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
  • 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
  • 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
  • 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
  • 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
  • 70: Booty or Boobs?
  • 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
  • 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
  • 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
  • 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
  • 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
  • 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
  • 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina?
  • 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
shavingryansprivates:

man i cant wait to buy 40 boxes of tagalongs

Never would have guessed. This is awesome!
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

youknowitssuik:

unclefather:

sacrifice her

This entire fucking site is on drugs

you’re just getting that now?
smoofie:

made this today because i was bored : )
fuckyeahveganlife:

student finds “brain” in meal
hahaha “‘I have a habit of picking the chicken off the bone with my fingers and as I pulled the second piece apart, I saw this horrible wrinkled foreign body,’ he said.”
foreign body? you’re eating a chicken. that’s it’s kidney. there’s nothing foreign about an organ in a dead body. sorry you were reminded of what you were eating….
animalsandtrees:

“The evidence strongly suggests that our lack of disgust [at eating certain kinds of animals] is largely, if not entirely, learned. We aren’t born with our schemas; they are constructed. Our schemas have evolved out of a highly structured belief system. This system dictates which animals are edible, and it enables us to consume them by protecting us from feeling any emotional or psychological discomfort when doing so. The system teaches us how to not feel.”(Melanie Joy, author of “Why We Love Dogs, Eat Pigs, and Wear Cows”)“All animals deserve to live and be free. Take death out of your diet – go vegan!”
I can never trust a guy that hates cats.

freelanceowl:

I can never trust anyone who doesn’t like cats.

unclothedappreciation:

Never really felt comfortable about my naked body, but the relationship I am in now has helped me to accept my body. I still have my insecurities, but I love my body and so does my man. I love my curves and my small butt and my awesome boobs.
Absolutely lovely. About high time you love that gorgeous body! And if that’s a small butt, I’m S.O.L.
animalrightshumanwrongs:

Everyone: save the earth! Everyone: -does nothing-
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